var quotes = new Array;
quotes.push("We're gonna be out there bumpin' and thumpin' (Microsoft CEO, Steve Ballmer on launch plans for Windows Vista)");
quotes.push("We have a feature rich innovation surface");
quotes.push("I'm going to leave the first vapour trail in the blue-sky scenario");
quotes.push("We're going to have to put in some hard yards if we want to hit these targets");
quotes.push("Our recent recruitment has raised the DNA profile of the business");
quotes.push("I'm struggling to get any face time with the guy");
quotes.push("This project task really is mission critical");
quotes.push("We need to do some deep diving on this one");
quotes.push("We need to get into a future facing situation");
quotes.push("Let's hardwire into this one");
quotes.push("We need to start pushing the envelope");
quotes.push("We need to dial into how he's thinking");
quotes.push("Can I have a blue sky hook up with you please?");
quotes.push("We need to go for the low-hanging fruit");
quotes.push("Does this proposal wash its face?");
quotes.push("Are you putting me in the pocket on this?");
quotes.push("We're cooking with gas on this one");
quotes.push("Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes");
quotes.push("Let's throw it in the swimming pool and see if it does the front crawl");
quotes.push("We need to create some touchpoints along the way");
quotes.push("Have we got this in the muscle yet?");
quotes.push("We're going to have to put it on the back burner");
quotes.push("We're going to have to take an early bath on this one");
quotes.push("This year has seen significant negative growth (we lost money)");
quotes.push("We have to calibrate ourselves to this process");
quotes.push("We need to cut to the chase on this one and end up with a copper bottomed level playing field");
quotes.push("Can you run it by me so that I can perform a sanity check on its contents");
quotes.push("We need to ensure we're all singing from the same hymn sheet before we push forward with this");
quotes.push("Are we all on the same page in terms of the big picture?");
quotes.push("Have we concreted all the dirt tracks on this one?");
quotes.push("Now that we've put the wheels on the buggy it's very much a case of waiting to see which way it'll roll");
quotes.push("Let's leave that idea in the car park with the engine running");
quotes.push("We need to send out an SOS, put up the red flag and see what comes over the horizon");
quotes.push("Let's throw all the ideas into the proverbial wok and see if we get ourselves a stir fry");
quotes.push("Make sure you don't push any pianos on this one");
quotes.push("We need to get out there and press the flesh");
quotes.push("I just want to stick a couple of ideas into your intellectual toaster and see what pops out");
quotes.push("I've got a non proximity distance issue with a vital file");
quotes.push("What's the sweetspot that you want us to aim our development at?");
quotes.push("Let's start singing from the same hymn book");
quotes.push("It's about time you people started eating some reality sandwiches. Perhaps we can then think about parking our cars in the same garage");
quotes.push("It is inescapable that the numbers of staff employed in lower skilled transaction processing activities will decline as functions get disintermediated by technology");
quotes.push("This is an ongoing parallel discussion");
quotes.push("We must eat our own dog food on this one");
quotes.push("It's time to get this company airborne");
quotes.push("Can I have a quick scuba in your think tank?");
quotes.push("Let's helicopter this around the room and see where it lands");
quotes.push("We need to get our ducks in a row on this one");
quotes.push("Who is the wolf closest to the sledge on this one?");
quotes.push("We need to slice and dice the data");
quotes.push("We need to slice the elephant into small pieces");
quotes.push("At this present moment in time we are experiencing an ongoing headcount freeze in our human resources department");
quotes.push("I'll get my SPOC to touch base with your SPOC (Single Point of Contact)");
quotes.push("You guys need to wake up and smell the coffee");
quotes.push("I think you need to rinse the cottage cheese on this one");
quotes.push("I'm just circling back to you on this");
quotes.push("As users identify new ways of using it, we try to featurize the product to meet those needs");
quotes.push("We're worried about bad cosmetics being aired publicly (Enron memo)");
quotes.push("It's time to back-source this one, because we've lost control of what we're doing");
quotes.push("We’re not cutting back, we’re shortening the path to profitability");
quotes.push("We need to add some bandwidth to the company by recruiting these people");
quotes.push("That's a point solution in a strategic context");
quotes.push("I'm a one-stop nexus for your outsourcing mandate (consultant pitching to a client)");
quotes.push("We need to put some paper around the parrot's cage");
quotes.push("We need to build the shoulders of the business");
quotes.push("We're operationalising the strategic infrastructure");
quotes.push("Our organisation has an end-to-end governance framework");
quotes.push("We need to get some communal thought showers going");
quotes.push("If we are going to deliver quick wins, we are going to work horizontally to find synergies with strategic partnerships");
quotes.push("Are we leveraging our pro-active synergies enough?");
quotes.push("We're in a backfilling of headcount situation (we're getting some temps in)");
quotes.push("It's win-win, so ping me at the next probortunity with the metrics and we can disseminate the cross functionalities");
quotes.push("This needs to be ever-greened and given some personal bandwidth and facetime");
quotes.push("Our linear hierarchy has changed dramatically. There will obviously be some lateral overlaps of responsibilities that won't cause shrinkage detrimental to service delivery");
quotes.push("Do you have some bandwidth available to do the work?");
quotes.push("I just wanted to pop something into your mental microwave, see if it defrosts");
quotes.push("There is just something I'd like to pop into your percolator, see if it comes out brown");
quotes.push("We've got to downsize our sloppiness overload");
quotes.push("Could we interlock brain spaces in my work area?");
quotes.push("Could I just park in your mental multi-storey a moment?");
quotes.push("I think we have a slight togetherness shortfall here");
quotes.push("Let's operate a zipped-lip scenario on this one");
quotes.push("Can we pool our brainspaces in a centre of excellence?");
quotes.push("From now on I'm going to employ relaxation techniques to turn off stress river and mosey gently down contentment creek");
quotes.push("Today is tomorrow's tadpole of opportunity");
quotes.push("It's just a thought I wanted to pop into your fishbowl to see if it blows bubbles");
quotes.push("We need to get some thought grenades out of this meeting");
quotes.push("Let's sunset that idea");
quotes.push("That is a motherhood and apple pie question");
quotes.push("We're going to have to go pedal to the metal");
quotes.push("No point in building the house until the foundations are sorted");
quotes.push("Let's leave it on the wave behind");
quotes.push("E-tailers should embrace bricks-and-clicks experiences to unleash visionary communities");
quotes.push("We should aggregate B2C initiatives and embrace transparent supply-chains in order to engineer efficient mindshare");
quotes.push("By not harnessing interactive deliverables, it is virtually impossible to monetize compelling ROI");
quotes.push("Our poor results last period were due to category softness");
quotes.push("Each of the strategic heads of the national directorate will run Centrally Led Action Networks which will form some of the critical inclusion infrastructure of involvement, consultation and communication within and without the NPS");
quotes.push("In the change programme, one of the major change streams is transformational human relations");
quotes.push("What we need is a re-engineered motivational hub");
quotes.push("I think we need to prepare a mission brief on this one");
quotes.push("We need some on-the-fly sharing for streamed aggregation");
quotes.push("I want you guys sweating facts and shitting stats until D-Day comes around");
quotes.push("This needs some approximate reasoning for real-time probabilistic processes");
quotes.push("You're inferring complex agent motions from partial trajectory observations");
quotes.push("We shall not launch the ground offensive until we have attrited the Republican Guard to the point when they no longer have an effective offensive capacity (Pentagon statement)");
quotes.push("The United States and Israel now possess the capability to conduct real-time simulations with man in the loop for full-scale theatre missile defence architectures for the Middle East (Israeli Defence Ministry statement)");
quotes.push("Let's stick it in the brothel and see who shags it");
quotes.push("Have you SWOT analysed it? [ie. 'Can we do it?']");
quotes.push("I just need to communicate that out to you [ie. 'I just need to tell you something']");
quotes.push("You don't know what you don't know");
quotes.push("'Must be able to think in the sky and dig in the dirt' ~ Twinings Ltd job advert");
quotes.push("Passenger shoe repatriation area only ~ [Sign at Gatwick Airport]");
quotes.push("Personally penetrate the customer vertically and horizontally to build strong, professional relationships ~ Job description from FMCG company");
quotes.push("It's about time you people started eating some reality sandwiches and get your ducks in a row. Perhaps we can then think about parking our cars in the same garage. And remember, we don't want to wind ourselves round the axle on this");
quotes.push("Haymarket's approach to Sony's customer magazine delivers a tangible view of the total scope of the brand, evolving consumers' perception of the business from an electronics company to a digital entertainment brand, clearly illustrating Sony's joined-up story of content creation to content enjoyment ~ [Haymarket Publishing press release]");
quotes.push("We need a holistic, cradle-to-grave approach");
quotes.push("You can't turn a tanker around with a speed boat change");
quotes.push("We'd better not let the grass grow too long on this one");
quotes.push("We've got our fingers down the throat of the organisation of that nodule");
quotes.push("You can't have your cake and eat it, so you have to step up to the plate and face the music");
quotes.push("We need to workshop it first because we wouldn't want to wrongside the demographic");
quotes.push("Let's throw this in the seed tray and see if the budgie bounces");
quotes.push("Lets build a strategic beachead on this one");
quotes.push("I think everyone’s ignoring the moose on the table");
quotes.push("I am thinking stealth on this one, so I want low altitude so that we dont get pinged on any radars");
quotes.push("I am going off-piste with this one, there is a lot of powder so expect some avalanches");
quotes.push("We're on a three way street");
quotes.push("Let's not try to boil the ocean on this one");
quotes.push("Let's get some lipstick on this pig and see if she dances");
quotes.push("We've done some blue-sky thinking, picked some low-hanging fruit, and decided to shoot a few hostages");
quotes.push("Let’s put that in the thought wok and see what comes out in the stir fry");
quotes.push("Let's do some imagineering on this one");
quotes.push("Let's drop in in the pan see if it floats");
quotes.push("Lets flush the chain and see which ones are still floating");
quotes.push("The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead");
quotes.push("Lets nail this jelly fish to the wall");
quotes.push("The problem is, she's is just operating outside of her performance envelope");
quotes.push("I not sure I like the complement of mix out there.Could be a tricky sale");
quotes.push("Brandwise that's a tick");
quotes.push("We need to test the live topical issues to action for change");
quotes.push("Who has the ball? We need to watch out for land mines");
quotes.push("What we need here is a harmonised business process landscape");
quotes.push("Let's pop in into the viability envelope and send it first class");
quotes.push("When the chips are down we need to step up to the plate");
quotes.push("It's a scenario that needs a check-up from the neck-up");
quotes.push("Guys, we're way behind the power curve [ie. Guys, we're running a bit late]");
quotes.push("We need to get some traction on this");
quotes.push("Let's put the sniffer on this one");
quotes.push("We need to mature the proposal");
quotes.push("In the decade ahead, we have a unique opportunity to re-ignite enthusiasm for computer-based productivity by corporations and users alike by selling the importance of information worker productivity as critical to ongoing business success. [Microsoft mission statement from the career area of their website]");
quotes.push("I'd like to come back to this, so is it possible for you to diarise a nudge for 6 months time");
quotes.push("We orchestrate and deliver managed ICT services and craft standards-based ICT roadmaps together with our clients to achieve this");
quotes.push("We offer end to end services bringing controlled change, on-going support and continuous improvement mutually aligned in a clear roadmap");
quotes.push("Let's connect ear-to-ear tomorrow to discuss how we can leverage our B2B synergies in a real-time customizable platform");
quotes.push("Let me play back to you where I've got to on the journey. (Ie. Here's what I think)");
quotes.push("For the client, we deliver simplified contract management, effective service evolution and responsive scaling to requirement bringing cost savings by flexible services, control and balanced service levels");
quotes.push("Lets squeeze the juice out of these oranges");
quotes.push("We need to have a dialogue on this");
quotes.push("From a solutions perspective we are clearly in a left-hand right-hand situation");
quotes.push("We deployed our airborne assets - (BBC interview with military commander. He means 'planes'");
quotes.push("We will reap the benefits if we position our horses correctly in their stables now");
quotes.push("The available profit pools are substantial and competition fierce");
quotes.push("We need to get that bottom-lined before the end of play today");
quotes.push("The devil is in the detail. We need to ensure we do not drop the ball as the new way of working embeds and whilst new people adapt to their new roles and responsibilities");
quotes.push("We're going to need to smoke out the bees a bit on this one");
quotes.push("We need to stop looking at the ground and do some blue sky thinking");
quotes.push("It's all about putting in the value add");
quotes.push("We're not after plain vanilla here, we want the neopolitan with extra sauce");
quotes.push("Let me stir-fry some ideas in your mind-wok");
quotes.push("We need to go for an all-you-can-eat approach with this one");
quotes.push("Have you performed a deep dive on that data?");
quotes.push("We need to be eating our own dog food if the product is going to succeed");
quotes.push("Lets get this meatball rolling");
quotes.push("Lets run it up the flagpole and see if the cat wants to lick it");
quotes.push("That's like going to the zoo and not seeing the monkeys");
quotes.push("Sounds to me like you have started your pudding before you have finished your dinner");
quotes.push("This customer wants to beam it off the moon");
quotes.push("Let's jump in a room and throw some ideas at this thing");
quotes.push("Can you initiate an information transfer on this please");
quotes.push("Let's go on a creativity crusade and lay seige to ideas fortress until they come out");
quotes.push("Let's shake the biscuit barrel of ideas and see what crumbs fall out");
quotes.push("Let's graze the cows in the ideas field and see what drops out");
quotes.push("We need them to lift the kimono");
quotes.push("The age of interconnection when success is by definition, an ensemble event");
quotes.push("The interconnectedness of fair play with social media leverage can obliterate any fanciful aggregation of interdependent factors into an harmoniously self-managed and interlockingly aspired multifaceted design of object-oriented paradigms for better separation of concerns, the holy grail being a better understanding of self as well as of the osmosys-grown awareness of the epicenter");
quotes.push("We must upgrade our time-expired buildings");
quotes.push("Let's bluesky our way outside box city and powerthink over to destination creativation");
quotes.push("Let's initiate a green-light on this co-locational dialogue-orientated interface party");
quotes.push("Let's not climb out of the trenches with our thinking trousers round our ankles");
quotes.push("Let's throw some bodies in the genius-storming room to power-solve this bad boy until they're sweating like cheap hookers in suits");
quotes.push("Let's lace some Nikes on this hippo and see if she hits the tape faster");
quotes.push("We phosfluorescently productize synergistic collaboration and idea-sharing");
quotes.push("The emergence of Web 2.0 has now enabled us to innovate frictionless technologies as well as go to market approaches. Gone are the days when companies had to strategize one-to-one mindshare");
quotes.push("This is the age to harness vertical experiences and rapidly grow your business as you streamline scalable ROI");
quotes.push("Enabling you to leverage the new business media to deliver a cross platform organizational effectiveness matrix");
quotes.push("target back-end partnerships to revolutionize frictionless portals where you can take your business to the next level");
quotes.push("As you engage transparent communities, you can repurpose your tactical, reactive web approach into  strategic web-readiness");
quotes.push("The better you target granular eyeballs on the web, the better your business grows in the real world");
quotes.push("We are ready to unleash leading-edge e-tailers and you are invited to be one of the fore-chargers");
quotes.push("Let's get into the thought jacuzzi, and see what ideas bubble to the surface");
quotes.push("Let's get the monkey off our back");
quotes.push("The determination to reduce running costs including at least 25% reduction in senior management and achieving other reductions against a host of corporate workstreams before reducing service-related spend");
quotes.push("I greatly admire your social mobility. If we correlate last years reports with this, it generates some interesting anomalies. X is currently working this to the ground, for which we are all grateful. Sit on this and make sure it doesn't grow");
quotes.push("Have you met our new Thought Leader for Global Thought Leadership?");
quotes.push("Why don't we diarise a goal-oriented communal hunger placation meeting and see what comes out?");
quotes.push("Don't you mean my co-creativists?");
quotes.push("This is integral to squaring the circle of measurable value within the content funded arena");
quotes.push("Let's touch base tomorrow at a grass roots level");
quotes.push("We're gonna have to come up with a way to make the bun fit the hotdog");
quotes.push("Let's get a diaper on this toddler before he starts to walk");
quotes.push("Let's try to make sure the left over potato skins are planted in a deep furrow on this one");
quotes.push("Every company needs a cloud seeding rainmaker");
quotes.push("Let's communicate real time verbally (ie. talk on the phone)");
quotes.push("Time to bang the rocks together guys and see if we get any sparks");
quotes.push("Our vertical integration is holding back our asset banding on the projection forecasts");
quotes.push("We need to put a torque wrench on our sales and tighten the margin going forward");
quotes.push("Were gonna have to hold our breath on this one to see who breaks for air first");
quotes.push("Lets throw a couple of nunchakus at this and see if we break any bones");
quotes.push("You're racing in a straight line on a curved circuit. Let's attach a steering wheel and start taking these corners properly");
quotes.push("It's all plugged in but this guitar just isn't squealing like it should");
quotes.push("Sorry we did not manage to connect yesterday. I'll be back in the office on Friday, let's connect then!");
quotes.push("Thanks for reaching out to me");
quotes.push("Cross-referencing modern interfacing solutions");
quotes.push("Attend this conference to discover actionable tools and breakthrough strategies to help you leverage the power of social media and traditional communications to forge stronger employee engagement, drive bottom-line results, and prove your worth");
quotes.push("The goalposts haven't moved. They've evolved");
quotes.push("Let's grab some face time in the coffee corridor to move this forward");
quotes.push("We are going to need signoff from the working group before we can productionise that change");
quotes.push("We need a firm-wide focus on our throughput, even if that means redundancies in the clients' bills");
quotes.push("Customer First is a business change project, created by Transforming Government, that is trying to align services to customers' needs, improve efficiency in how those services are delivered and, ultimately, create cost savings");
quotes.push("We're your one-stop-shop for face-to-face business");
quotes.push("I think we're pole vaulting over mouse turds on this one");
quotes.push("Do we have enough runway to land this? I can get it on train tracks and manage it with swimlanes");
quotes.push("These Jenga blocks just dont stack up and I do not want to be under a wonky tower when it falls");
quotes.push("File this under non-cohesive meta-thought and move on to the next data stream");
quotes.push("Lets send this info one quanta at a time and see what materialises on the other side");
quotes.push("Captain F**k Up has left his business card");
quotes.push("We need to think about how to solution this");
quotes.push("We've had direct tangible results. An interactive narratives prototyping commission with BBC Learning and CBBC.  [From Private Eye, 'Birtspeak 2.0' feature]");
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